stop saying I can’t even and start saying I can even
believe in urself
is that a lawn mower flying
no, it’s a lawn mower following it’s dreams
May 2013
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
SIGNAL BOOST
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need 5,000,000 signatures
i know there’s enough bloggers out there
hell sign twice using different emails.
My little brother has autism.
My little brother has autism.
He has never talked or been active, but he always observes everything around him and seems to contemplate everything.
Yesterday, he was watching me swim in the pool, and he stood up, jumped into to 8ft-deep water, swam to me and said “Look, Sara!
I’m just like you!”
He has been talking away ever since.
GM.
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LGBT Laughs: How Not to be Predatory: A Guide for Lesbian/Bi/Queer Women →
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- Don’t ask a girl out unless you have a minimum of 15 character references attesting to her homosexuality and unless she has “gay” tattooed on her forehead. Otherwise you are preying on a straight girl.
- Don’t flirt with a girl unless she initiates it by walking up to you and…
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever